Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Me too!
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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