I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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