I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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