that's an acceptable place to lick
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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