His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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