I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
His nipple licking is glorious
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