I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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