1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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