I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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