Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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