What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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