You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
You almost got us killed.
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