Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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