And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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