So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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