Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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