I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
They are going to name an STD after you.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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