Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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