It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm just crazy horny about you
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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