all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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