Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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