people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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