She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Life is so much better after having sex.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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