you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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