The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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