Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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