Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we have pet lesbian snakes
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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