I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
This is my gift to your gina
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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