Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
wow bdsm is so cute
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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