Me too!
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
How's work?
Spinning.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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