id be glad to
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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