Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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