you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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