so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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