So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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