remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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