Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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