ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Randomize
