If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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