yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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