I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
