? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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