we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I met the friendliest cop last night
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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