ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
it's not cheating when I paid for it
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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