Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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