I wannas sexs uuuuu
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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