Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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