i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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