yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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