Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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