arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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