I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Randomize
