Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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