Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
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