Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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