at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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