You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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