I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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