Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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