North Korea, Best Korea!
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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